Oui, ça a l'air sympa quand on voit ce film. Mais c'est mensonger ce truc. En fait c'est vingt fois mieux! Les potes, les anglaises à la peau laiteuse, les soirius les petardf les iepefejfpoj et tous ces oufpmjzeoj...

Excusez moi, je vois pas bien le clavier. Non, c'est juste une poussière dans l'oeil...

rorschach needed at 12:28 AM

13.6.05

Pour cause de révisions intensives, on continue avec les post à deux balles qui prennent moins de dix secondes à pondre. Vous connaisez la technique: Une grosse photo qui prend la moitié de l'écran pour faire un peu long et un lien ou une info pseudo-intéressante ou intellectuellement réjouissante. Auourd'hui la découverte (ou un rappel) de pourquoi certains génies du calcul mental calculent si vite.
On peut écrire:

ou on peut écrire:

Je vous laisse vous extasier tous seuls sur ce truc. Moi apès 9 heures de BU, j'ai plus un neurone qui marche...

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rorschach needed at 11:41 PM

12.6.05

Tu parles d'un art non violent. Moi je commence en Septembre :-)

rorschach needed at 7:50 PM

9.6.05

Champ lexical associé: Cuisine, cellulite, enfants, tampons, ménage et maquillage.

De telles constatations font sourire le male moyen qui en a marre d'en prendre plein la gueule et qui, en ces temps difficiles, n'ose même plus lacher un "toutes des s..." (sauf maman) défoulatoir devant ses copains de bringue tant il a peur de la riposte sociale. Les filles quand à elles, après nous avoir traités d'hommes préhistoriques et nous avoir cassé les pieds sur les formes et pas sur le fond, font hypocritement appel à notre finesse d'analyse et d'intelligence pour ne pas que nous cédions à ce portrait ô combien réducteur.
Bien tenté... seulement voilà:
Nous vous savez... à part le foot, les blagues machistes et les voitures....

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rorschach needed at 11:54 PM

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There's the story of Sir Eddington, later to become known as Sir"Adding-one", at an interview with a reporter, in the 30s, I think. The interviewer said, "I've heard that you're one of the three people in the world who understand General Relativity." Eddington got a puzzled look on his face. The interviewer asked him what was the matter, and he replied,"I'm trying to think who the third person would be."

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It is told that in 1921 George de Hevesey suspected that the leftovers from his dinner were not thrown away, but kept for the next day. To check that he added a minimal amount of a radioactive substance to his leftovers. The next day he tested the goulash soup that was served to him with a Geigercounter. The soup was indeed radioactive.And this way radioactive tracers were discovered.

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the great mathematician David Hilbert was invited to give a talk on any subject he liked during the early days of air travel. His subject:
The Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem
Needless to say, his talk was eagerly anticipated. The day arrived, the talk was given, and it was brilliant -- but it had nothing at all to do with Fermat's Last Theorem. After the talk, someone asked Hilbert why he had picked a title that had nothing to do with the talk. His answer: "Oh, that title was just in case the plane crashed."

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The story is told of an atheist scientist, a friend of Sir Isaac Newton,who knocked on the door and came in after he had just finished making his solar system machine (ie one of the machines like the one in the science museum where you crank the handle and the planets and moons move round). The man saw the machine and said `how wonderful' and went over to it and started cranking the handle and the planets went round. As he was doing this he asked ` who made this?'.
Sir Isaac stopped writing and said `nobody did'. Then he carried on writing. The man said `You didn't hear me. Who made the machine?' . Newton replied `I told you. Nobody did.' He stopped cranking and turned to Isaac `Now listen Isaac, this marvellous machine must have been made by somebody - don't keep saying that nobody made it. ' At which point Isaac Newton stopped writing and got up. He looked at him and said `Now isn't it amazing. I tell you that nobody made a simple toy like that and you don't believe me. Yet you gaze out into the solar system- the intricate marvelous machine that is around you - and you dare say to me that noone made that. I don't believe it'. As far as the record goes the atheist went away and he was no longer an atheist. He was suddenly converted to the idea that God was behind the laws that were found in creation.

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The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to AE that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times. So at the next stop on the tour, AE & the driver switched places, with AE sitting at the back, in driver's uniform. The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it...'.

In Science jokes(lien)

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rorschach needed at 12:49 AM

6.6.05

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rorschach needed at 9:20 PM